A woman from the countryside goes to the gynecologist.

I have prepared the best dose of laughter for you today! The joke of the day is as funny as it gets, and if you don’t believe us, all you have to do is read it.

Today’s joke is about a woman from the countryside who went to the gynecologist for the first time.

What followed was downright hilarious, but we’ll let you discover the funniest joke of its kind on your own!

A woman from the countryside goes to the gynecologist.

“Doctor, I have a bunch of children, and as soon as I give birth, I get pregnant again… What do you advise me to do to not get pregnant anymore?”

“Well, the safest option would be to abstain from sleeping with your husband for a while.”

“I’ve tried, doctor, but with so many children to take care of, I work all day long, and by evening, I’m exhausted and fall asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow. And my husband sneaks in beside me without me even noticing, given how tired I am…”

“Well, if that’s the case, go and buy a ten-liter jar. When you go to bed at night, put your legs in the jar, and you’ll be free from trouble!”

The woman didn’t quite understand what the doctor meant and asked, “How in the jar, doctor?”

“Just like that! You lie down with your legs in the jar, and you’ll see that you won’t get pregnant anymore. The method is 100% guaranteed.”

After a few good months, the woman comes back to the doctor, “swollen as can be.” When the doctor sees her, he asks in surprise, “You got pregnant again? It’s not possible! How did it happen? Did you buy a ten-liter jar, like I told you, to put your legs in when you go to bed?”

To which the woman says, “I did buy it, doctor, but I couldn’t find a ten-liter jar, so I bought two five-liter ones…”

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